Just one of those days!!

On my way home there was this tremendous road work going on and as I passed by, the girl in front of me was given the second look by the workers. I could not help but smile with the silent admiration they had for the girl. She has been given this enormous gift of derrière. Mine is like a twig compare to hers. I was really jealous and asked: "Where was I when He showered this world with that."(admiring His other creations,perhaps!)

Many times I had problems of buying the right jeans because it didn't fit well or there wasn't anything behind. Surgery is out of the question. For so many obvious reasons. A friend suggested somekind of enhancer, but it felt like the stockings would burst anytime. There was a time when I've discovered a frugal solution--putting tissues or purse in my rear pocket, but then I worried about pickpockets so that was shortlived.;-)

This is why I miss being pregnant--my round belly compensated for the absence of my "behind" ;-), but I can't be pregnant all the time just to feed my vanity, right? So, I give up or rather I let my behind be. No more tissues...No more dreaming of being the next "Shape" cover. Besides with my girls in tow I think I'm beginning to get some good exercise and in no time, I might---yes, I just might have that Gabrielle Reece look. Someone wake me up,please!!